The big hairy one (Mammoth) moves forward and catches Beastboy by the horns, and the two skid to a halt.
The cyclops with the helmet (Seemore) jumps onto the big one's shoulders and turns a dial on his helmet. His eye goes from green to red, and a lazer beam charges up.
*BZZZZ* He fires at the group, and everyone but Blackfire and Flashfire scatters.
The little one with the back-pack (Gizmo) jumps in front of the two Tamaranian girls, two little blasters coming out of his pack.
"Hey, sexy robot," he says to Blackfire. "Wait, what the heck is wrong with her? Why's she all twitchy?"
"She had one of those super sour candies," Flashfire explains. "The kind that come individually wrapped."
"Oh yeah," Gizmo says. "Those things are pretty strong... Well, sucks for you!"
Gizmo aims his blasters right at Blackfire's and Flashfire's faces.
*ZING BOOM* You fire a starbolt right at the joint of his back-right robot leg.
"Crud!!" Gizmo yells as he loses balances and falls to the ground.
*ZRK ZRK ZRK* His blasters fire wildly up into the air, and a few hit the nearby tree's branches.
The branches fall and hit the ground, just missing Robin and his opponent, the one with the hexagon shield (Private Hive).
Robin swings his plastic sword, but Private Hive blocks with his shield. Hive punches, but Robin uses his shield to block. Robin spins and back-hands Hive in the head with the butt of his sword.
Robin then swings his shield at Hive, and its plastic edge smacks the side of his head.
Private Hive stumbles back, growling at the pain. He prepares to throw his shield at Robin, but the guy in red (Billy Numerous) is thrown on top of him. The two roll and get tangled up in his silly bee costume.
However, there are about a dozen more of him still fighting Cyborg. Of course, as his name suggests, he has the ability to multiply.
*BZZ BZZ* Cyborg blasts Billy after Billy, and knocks Billy after Billy away with his arms, but their numbers keep increasing.
Starfire and Raven are busy with the sixth member of the Hive Five, the guy in all black (Kyd Wykkyd).
He phases in and out of the shadows, making Starfire's starbolts miss him at every shot. The girls stand back to back as close together as possible. But Kyd just phases underneath them and gets a peek under their skirts.
"HEY!!" the two girls shout.
*ZING BOOM* Starfire fires a starbolt at him, but he phases away before it even gets close.
"Starfire, wait," Raven advises. The two scan the ground and all the shadows cast by the street lights. "There!" she shouts as she uses her magical powers to grab something.
Struggling, Kyd Wykkyd is pulled out from within the shadows.
*WHOOSH* Raven tosses him into the crowd of Billy Numerouses, and he bowls over ten of them.
"Finally!" Blackfires says. "That candy took forever to dissolve."
"Ready?" Flashfire asks.
"Of course."
*WHOOSH* Blackfire and Flashfire take flight and head for Beastboy, Mammoth, and Seemore.
Beastboy shovels the two Hive Five members up and over his head, and tosses them at the incoming pair of Tamaranians.
*POW* Flashfire punches Seemore in his one big eye.
*WHAM* Blackfire hits Mammoth in his big chest.
The two flop to the floor, Seemore on top of Mammoth.
"Quick, Billy!" one Billy Numerous shouts to another. "Grab their bags a candy while they're busy!"
"Good idea, Billy!" the other shouts as he and five more Billys run for your group's eight unprotected pillow cases full of sweet treats.
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