"Alright," you say, "but prepare to lose!"
The agreed rules are that first person that eats clear through from one side of an ice cream hill to the other wins.
You and Blackfire line up at a chocolate ice cream hill, and the two Woburgin twins take a mint one, all armed with giant spoons, and you all countdown together.
"3... 2... 1! GO!"*WHOOSH* You and Blackfire fly right your hill, and start scooping and eating. The Woburgins run as fast as their plump legs can take them, and scoop furiously.
Scoop swallow scoop swallow, you and Blackfire plow through the hill, but the Woburgin twins aren't too far behind. You start scooping and eating faster, determined to win. Blackfire does her best to keep pace, and you can hear the Woburgins fall behind. You can tell you are halfway done when you hear *CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUG* coming from the Woburgins' hill! They must've kicked it into overdrive!
In order to keep up, you use your lazer eyes and starbolts to heat up your spoon and make it easier to scoop.
You scoop as fast as your arms can move, and swallow giant chunks of ice cream non-stop. You just make it through to the other side before you see the Worburgins bust through their hill, arms and spoons spinning like propellers, their mouths wide open and sucking in air like vacuums.
"Well, I win!" you exclaim.
"Aw maan..." they whine.
In last place is Blackfire, just popping out of the chocolate ice cream hill.
"Ugh," she moans, "I am stuffed." She sits down on the ground, and reclines against a giant ice cube.
You walk over and sit next to her.
"I guess you're full?" you ask.
She nods yes. You notice she has ice cream all over her face again.
"Oh, Princess, you're so messy!" you tease. "What is this, the third time you've gotten stuff all over your mouth?"
"Third time having ice cream all over my mouth," she says with a naughty voice. You two laugh, and you kiss her to clean up some of the mess. "Oh, Saffire..."
You notice the Woburgins just standing around, shuffling their feet.
"So, boys," you say to the Woburgins, "what are your thoughts on a prize?"
They look at each other a moment, then at you.
"We could let you stay in our ship tonight," one says.
"So you have a comfortable place to sleep," the other says.
"Well, that's nice of you guys. Don't you think so, Blackfire?"
"Yes, it is," she answers.
"But since she was last..." one twin starts.
"...she should give something up to all of us," the other finishes.
You think of what they could possibly mean by that.
"You want to sex me, don't you?" Blackfire blantly asks.
They nod. A lot
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