Saturday, July 17, 2010

Everybody in the woods gettin' tipsy!

You let out a big laugh, and almost fall over.

"Whoa..." You feel a little dizzy, and you look around, a little worried now. "Blackfire, I think these flowers are affecting us with their scent."

"What're you talking about, Saffire?" she giggles and snickers. "We're just happy to be together~~!" She leaps on top of you, wraps you in her arms, and nuzzles your neck with her nose. Then she crawls on top of you and smooshes her bosoms under your nose. The flowers on her neck fall under your nostrils, and the spicy-sweet smell wafts inside. You start to chuckle again.

You pull Blackfire closer, and motorboat her bosoms, making that bubbly rumble noise. Blackfire laughs the loudest laugh you've ever heard her laugh, and you snap back to normal, maybe.

"Blackfire, we gotta leave these flowers alone!" you say as you get up, your mouth still muffled in her bosoms.

"What? Pffg," she says, "I couldn't hear you inside by chest! Fffeeheehahah!" Her flower necklace is making Blackfire tipsy.

You take your mouth out of her cleavage and say "We gotta get out of here!"

You hear a rumbling underground, and something busts out of the dirt behind you.

While still holding Blackfire, you turn to see what it is. Oh my X'Hal, it's a half-dozen living vines!!

You put Blackfire down and fire starbolts at the wriggling vines. The bolts explode, but no considerable damage occurs. A couple vines whip at you, and you dodge them, having to drag the tipsy princess along by the arm.

"Ow...!" she complains. "Not so hard, Saffire!"

"Sorry," you say, keeping your eyes on the vines.

*WHOOSH* Another one thrusts at you, and you pick Blackfire up to fly away. You get maybe five feet away, and have to land. These damn flowers' pollen is still messing with your head! You run the rest of the way, and make it to the edge of the opening just as another vine whips at you. You run the rest of the way back to where the Woburgins are, then stumble to the ground, out of breath.

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