Saturday, July 17, 2010

Things get outta hand...

"Well, I don't see why n--"

"SHUT UP!" Blackfire yells at you. "I am not having sex with them!"

The Woburgins look sad.

"Well, you were last to finish eating," you remind her. "You need to have some kind of punishment, and they need some kind of concellation prize for coming in 2nd and 3rd."

"Well, not sex," Blackfire stipulates. "But... I guess I could... show them my boobs?"

The Woburgins' eyes open wide, and they nod again.

"Showing off your boobs it is," you proclaim.

Blackfire sits up, and you move to a better watching spot, and the Woburgins sit down, as if they were an audience about to watch a play.

Blackfire puts her hands on the hem of her top, and the Woburgins begin to smile big goofy smiles. She pulls the top slowly up, and the Woburgins start to drool. Blackfire pulls the top up over her boobs, and they plop out from within, and bounce around. The Woburgins practically go insane.

"MORE MORE!" they cry. "Show us your butt!"

Blackfire glares at you, and you just shrug.

"Fine..." Blackfire turns around and grabs her belt, and it is as if the cycle repeats. Goofy smiles, followed by a slow pull down, followed by drool. When her skirt passes her knees and hits the floor, the go nuts again. But this time, they don't cry out, the jump on her!

"Saffire!!" she screams out as the Woburgins crawl on top of her. "Get them away from me!"

"She told you," you say as you get up, "NO SEX!" You punt both Woburgins at the chocolate ice cream hill at the same time.

"Stupid jerk," Blackfire grumbles. "This is your fault!"

"Sorry," you try to apologize.

"I can't believe you made me into some kind of concellation prize!" she shouts as she hits you in the shoulder.

"I said I'm sorry..." You look at the Woburgins. They dizzily stumble out of the ice cream hill. "I don't know what I was thinking..." You sit back down, and stare at the ground.

Blackfire puts her clothes back on, and stares at you for a moment. She looks at the Woburgins, who are still dizzy from your kick.

"Well, at least you saved me," she admits.

"Because I love you," you mumble.

"I know... which is why it was stupid of you to let me get in that situation!" She playfully kicks your foot. "Dummy, why would you want me to sex them anyway?"

"I dunno know... I guess I..." You hesitate. "I wanted to see you be sexed..."

"Gross!" She kicks you for real in the foot.

"Yeah, but seeing you, naked, sexing... even if it wasn't with me, I dunno, it would've at least been somewhat comical..."

"Shut up!" she says, kicking you playfully again. You get up, and the two of you rejoin the Woburgins. They apologize with a bow, and all four of you enter their ship.

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