Saturday, July 17, 2010

Tamaranean hangovers SUCK

"Ow, Saffire!" Blackfire grumbles. "What are you doing?" You can tell she's still a little out of it, and you're having a hard time looking straight ahead.

You grab Blackfire's wrists, and pull off the flower bracelets. You toss them as far away as you can. Then you reach for Blackfire's necklace.

Blackfire pulls you on top of her, mistaking what you were doing for foreplay.

"Mmm~~, Saffire~~!" she purrs.

You snatch the flower necklace, and toss it. Blackfire still seems a little drunk from the pollen, so you turn to the Woburgins.

"Hey! Do you guys have anything for sobering up?"

"Yes," one answers. "Why?"

"Because Blackfire and I need it!" you yell. "These damn red-and-yellow flowers have intoxicating pollen!" Your head feels heavy, and your vision is blurry. "Who knows what other effects they have, too. Hurry!"

The Woburgin twins rush inside their ship, and you can hear them rummage about inside. Meanwhile, Blackfire is kissing you on the neck, and squeezin you tighter with her legs. A part of you doesn't care, and wants to do it with her right there. You tell that part to shut up and wait until after you know you and Blackfire will live.

The Woburgins rush to you with a bumpy glass bottle.

"Drink this!"

You don't take the time to ask what it is.

*GULP GULP GULP* Your head feels light again, and you can see clearly. You pour the liquid into Blackfire's mouth, and she guzzles down a good amount. She coughs a little bit, and unwraps her legs. She shakes her head, then looks at you in the eyes.

"Saffire, where'd the flowers go?"

You laugh, and kiss her over and over again on the cheeks, neck, and lips. You sit up, and take a few minutes to explain.

"Well, I guess you did have something to worry about," Blackfire says with a small chuckle. "I guess we know not to go back there!"

"No duh."

"But we could explore other parts of the forest, right?"

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