You make a starbolt, and work up some post-dinner gas, and
*PFFT BOOOOOOOM* Tamaranean Fart-bolt! >:D
It blasts the rest of the bar's front wall away, and even some thugs. Before the toughest patrons break out of the rubble, you take the girl by the hand and pull her 50 meters up into the air so you can talk in private.
"So, did you like that down there?" you ask.
"It was a little gross, but I guess farts can be effective weapons."
"No, I meant... I meant the sex distraction plan..."
"Oh that!" She thinks for a moment, then says, "It was clever and original..." She floats closer to you, and puts a hand on your chest. "And never to be used on me AGAIN!" She knees you in the stomach. "By the way, are you sure you're Tamaranean? Blue hair aside, 'it' felt a little small." She flies off to the west, and you follow.
You can hear sirens in the distance. Wow, police are slow 'round these parts. You spot a little hotel from up in the sky. It's a nice place, and a good hiding spot if Rocky's and Tentacle's friends decide to hunt for you two.
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