"Hey, wait a minute guys," you say. "Wanna watch us do it?"
The thugs stare for a moment.
"HELL YEAH!"
"What?!" purple hair screams.
"Relax," you whisper, "just go with it."
You pick her up and sit her on the table between you and the group of thugs. You rest your chin on her shoulder, and smooth your hands along her legs. When your hands get to her butt, you pull her close and say, "Unzip my pants." As she does, you watch the faces of the criminals. They're practically drooling.
"Alright," you shout, "here goes!" The crowd's eyes widen, and you get closer to her. You put it inside, and...
*ZAP ZAP* You lazer eye the thugs two at a time. Hey, you do have two eyes, after all.
Purple-hair reclines, and shoots purple starbolts at the doors, blowing them off the hinges. She pushes off of you, and pulls herself away from your thang. She flies out the big hole she made in the wall, and you follow after, zipping up as you fly.
She stops and an intersection, and you stop behind her.
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